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Monday, February 06, 2006

Hey Moe!

MOE HOWARD, DECEASED

Descendant of: Abraham (Isaac)

Married: Childhood sweetheart, Helen

Favorite weapon: WORD(S)

Religion: Judaism

Has been known to resort to violence.

Taught to avoid pork for religious reasons.
(And porcupine, for entertainment reasons)


MO(E )HAMMED, DECEASED

Descendant of: Abraham (Ishmael)

Married: Child, age 6, Aisha (et al)

Favorite weapon: (S)WORD

Religion: Islam

Has been known to resort to violence.

Taught to avoid pork for religious reasons.

Oh, a WISE GUY!!!

Update! It looks like someone had the same idea.
(Similar anyway; actually, it's what I was going to do originally)

25 Comments:

Blogger Just call me Shelly said...

Hey Mo-HAM-med

Knyuck, knyuck, knyuck

February 06, 2006 9:24 AM  
Blogger Bunny said...

I'll admit to being quite surprised at the fact that those Euro-weenie newspapers chose to print those Mohammed "cartoons" in the first place, let alone that several papers then REPRINTED them after the "protesting" started. I guess even the Euro-lefties have had their fill of the "religion of peace."

I like the "NEVER FORGET" tribute...and fear not...I NEVER WILL!

February 06, 2006 9:28 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

Bob:
My embassy's in Hawaii...it's an abandoned car on my lot.

Let 'em burn it; nothin' else is on it yet.

Ms. RightWing, Ink:
It's sabatoogie, I tells ya!

I'm a victim of soicumstance!!!

'da Bunny:
The religion of pieces is more like it.
(As in "blown to"...)

February 06, 2006 9:37 AM  
Blogger boberin said...

Good comparison! Love the first Moe, could do without the second one though
Ah, religion and the peace that they all bring to the world. God's heart sings with joy

February 06, 2006 10:11 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

boberin:
Actually, I don't believe that God approves of being used as an excuse to slaughter innocents...

February 06, 2006 10:32 AM  
Blogger JR said...

After all this time they still make me laugh... But I always chuckle at that something that is lame...

February 06, 2006 12:24 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

Great stuff! I never thought of "Moe" and "Mo" in the same conjunction of brain cells.

Why does Islamic law prohibit depictions of their prophet, the original "Mo"? Is his picture hanging in the local post office, under a "most wanted" banner?

February 06, 2006 12:27 PM  
Blogger Barb said...

They don't want pictures of any of them ,because they don't want to be identified. The knyucklehead in Iran claims Mo will soon be returning to earth,and they wouldn't want just anyoneto know who he is .
Can't tell the players without a scorecard.

February 06, 2006 2:22 PM  
Blogger Barb said...

Sure looks to me like Mo is either wearing a bra in that picture or needs to wear one.

February 06, 2006 2:26 PM  
Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Barb,
That picture is an example of early Photoshop work. They cut and pasted some guys head onto a woman's body. Either that, or Mohammed was a trans-gender case.

Woob, woob, woob, woob....

February 06, 2006 5:51 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

JR :
I think that the way certain adherents of the "religion of peace" conduct themselves is pretty lame.

The trotting Possum:
The Islamic Mo was a pedophile...so today, he would be on a wanted poster hereabouts.

Barb:
The picture was a black and white one I found, so the two shots would be similar, plus "Mo" has in SWORD in this one.

A bra, huh? Pedophile and transvestite, perhaps?

onlineanalyst:
Stooges indeed. Like the stooges that are running around today, burning and killing because of a cartoon.

Hawkeye®:
Transvestite, transgender, intransigent...

February 06, 2006 9:16 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

Maggie:
So you married a Moe, too?

Moe Howard's actual given name was Moses Horwitz; most Moes are either a Morris or a Maurice...along with the occasional Maureen.

February 07, 2006 9:24 PM  
Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Soiternly makes sense now.....

February 09, 2006 12:08 PM  
Blogger benning said...

camojack: As long as our Moe smacks hell outa the Islamocretins, he can be Moishe for all I care! Let him take his brothers Jerome(Curly) and Samuel(Shemp) with him! Lots of Yoks to come!

Fancy seeing you here! LOL

February 09, 2006 5:50 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

Libby Gone™:
Spread out!

benning76:
Welcome. Fancy seeing me here?! It's my blog! :-D

Do I know the mysterious man behind the dark glasses? I see from your profile that you're originally from the Philly 'burbs...which is where I am now. Where around here were you?

February 09, 2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

Maggie:
I figured either Maurice or Morris; not many people are named Moses...

February 10, 2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

hooey:
"Nyuq, nyuq, nyuq"? I like it. Yes, I did cheq the linq. And of course they're hypocrites.

They suq!!!

February 16, 2006 10:48 AM  
Blogger benning said...

camo: I lived in Levittown, up in Bucks County. My brother still lives there. Which Philly Burbs are you in?

hooey: "Looks like the Islamofascists are Islamohypocrites." ... and this is a surprise? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

February 16, 2006 9:33 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

benning76:
Should I infer that you were stationed at Fort Benning in '76?

I have a King of Prussia address, with an option to call it Gulph Mills...I'm actually in neither, but the zip code is all the same: 19406. I was born and raised in Philly, though...

February 17, 2006 12:21 AM  
Blogger benning said...

camo: I was reared in 19056. Never served - just missed the draft after reaching eligibility in '73. I take my nick from a character in my novel.

A Philly Boy, eh? Then Cheese-steaks are not a novelty to you. My brother used to deliver furniture in Philly, and he swore by a place called, "Chink's". He brought me one of their cheese-steaks once - and ONLY once! - and I had to agree: Effin' Great! :D

Go Iggles! Cryers! Sillies! Snickers!

Heheheee!

February 17, 2006 11:42 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

benning76:
Yeah, I kinda had you pegged as a character.

Cheesesteaks? Truth be known, I personally make some of the best...or so I've been told, by fellow Philadelphians.
(Let that sink in for a moment!)

February 17, 2006 12:25 PM  
Blogger boberin said...

Benning, welcome aboard! More Philly folks are always welcome, even former ones!

Camo, looks like you scooped the blogging world this time. I'll need to test drive one of them steaks one of these days!

February 20, 2006 12:27 PM  
Blogger boberin said...

I'm a 19002 boy myself

February 20, 2006 12:28 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

boberin:
I do believe I did have the Moe idea first, yes.

As for the cheesesteaks, I've already told you where I can be found the first Thursday of most months...and the cheesesteaks there are some of the best!

February 20, 2006 6:50 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

camojack_senior:
Hiya, Pappy! I'm kind of partial to the cheesesteaks at the Pizza Time in Conshohocken.

Does that place you mentioned have fried/roasted hot peppers available? I love those...

February 21, 2006 6:21 PM  

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