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Monday, June 13, 2005

Sloppy & crazed?


It seems as though if it's posted on the Internet, someone, somewhere will believe it:

The Pope is the Antichrist
Seems counterintuitive, huh? EXACTLY!!!

George W. Bush is the AntiChrist
A lot of folks would like to believe it; I find it rather odd that his father has gotten so chummy with my pick:

Bill Clinton is the Antichrist
Or maybe not. But if he manages to "somehow" become the next Secretary General of the United Nations? Hmmm...

Russian President Putin is the Antichrist
Now THIS guy shows real potential as a candidate, what with his pining for the halcyon days of the Soviet Union.

Prince Charles is the Antichrist
Wouldn't it be fitting if the Prince of Darkness is an actual prince? I think so.

Bill Gates is the Antichrist
Y'know...this possibility is a bit disconcerting. I mean, I am composing this little item on a computer, and you are most likely reading it on one. Yikes!!!

David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist
Much like Jerry Lewis, he is revered in Europe. Perhaps he could parlay popularity into something sinister?!

Ricky Martin is the Antichrist
Oh, all right, probably not...

23 Comments:

Blogger LebenFrei said...

Bill Gates is the "Big Brother" of the book "1984" but not the Antichrist. The real Antichrist will not be obvious to anyone because he will deceive most of the world. He will be famous and practically worshipped by the world. I don't see anyone out there currently fitting the requirements. He might be some blogger though pretending to be a nice guy. You just never know.

June 13, 2005 2:33 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

Ouch! Well then, I'm glad that I never pretend to be nice...

June 13, 2005 2:46 PM  
Blogger Nightwalker said...

NEVER?

I must be screwed up, because you're always pretty nice to me!

LebenFrei, you're right, but I think the point that Jack was trying to make is that if there's anyone controversial out there, someone will label him the antiChrist. There are many antiChrists out there, according to the Bible definition, but the real deal has yet to pop his head up. He'll be popular; he'll bring an artificial peace to the world; he'll appear to survive a fatal injury. When he get's the bit in his teeth, however, he'll show his true nature. I hope not to be around for that!

Frank/Nightwalker

June 13, 2005 3:40 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

Nightwalker:
Welcome aboard.

While always "trying to remain civilized", maintain decency and decorum, I do not claim to be nice.
(Others have said so about me, however, which I do appreciate)

The point of the piece is: just because something is posted on da 'Net, doesn't necessarily make it so...this calls for discernment.

June 13, 2005 7:49 PM  
Blogger mig said...

Like that article that Bush did cocaine and was arrested but it was a different George W. Bush in Texas not our President...Just can't count on Lazy reporters. And now days the whole shock value is so overdone. Now if someone calls someone a Hilter or something a Gulag, doesn't even get a rise out of me. Whatever...

June 13, 2005 9:29 PM  
Blogger Hawkeye® said...

camo,
We can't rule out George Bush as the Anti-Christ just yet. According to Daniel 7:24, the Anti-Christ "shall put down three kings (or kingdoms?)." So far, he's put down Afghanistan and Iraq. Syria, Iran or North Korea could be next. It would be a real long shot, but... one never knows, do one?

June 13, 2005 9:46 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

mig:
Right you are! Even though that other Bush was the one arrested for cocaine possession, the Left will always say it was the Prez...from now on.

Hawkeye®:
Whenever someone says "you never know" to me, my response is that sometimes you do...

June 14, 2005 12:34 AM  
Blogger Kajun said...

The Anti-Christ may not be an individual. It may be a worldwide Anti-Christian Movement, such as we are seeing pushed so hard today.

June 14, 2005 1:51 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

Kajun News said:
The Anti-Christ may not be an individual. It may be a worldwide Anti-Christian Movement..."


You mean like the...
Anti-Christian Litigators' Union?!

They've gotten PRETTY bad.

June 14, 2005 2:04 AM  
Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

Kook theories abound. You gotta love it. I wonder why unworthy 1 and greg didn't descend upon this post and hijack the thread?

June 14, 2005 7:19 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

Pat'sRick:
Perhaps they never clicked on mon "Nom de 'Net"?

June 14, 2005 8:16 AM  
Blogger JannyMae said...

Who the heck is Ricky Martin? I'm afraid to click on his name.

June 14, 2005 12:18 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

JannyMae said:
Who the heck is Ricky Martin?


Hee hee! Well, you could always Google for the answer, but he's a singer...or possibly the Devil Incarnate?
(But it's rather doubtful...)

June 14, 2005 1:12 PM  
Blogger MargeinMI said...

David Haslehoff? Bwhaahahaaahahaha!

Now, Ricky Martin, on the other hand.....

pleasedontmentionthegnameherethanks

June 14, 2005 9:14 PM  
Blogger MargeinMI said...

Oh, and 'bout time for a new post!

June 14, 2005 9:15 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

MargeinMI said:
Oh, and 'bout time for a new post!


Well, I was riding my other bike (the one I have to pedal) along the C. & O. Canal Towpath over the weekend...so a new post had to wait 'til I got back.

Sorry... ~( 8^Þ)

June 15, 2005 12:00 AM  
Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

Remember when Scott said how friends and family can cut into your quality internet time???

June 15, 2005 7:32 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

Pat'sRick:
Yes I do...and yes, it does.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

June 15, 2005 9:48 AM  
Blogger JannyMae said...

I guess I don't care who Ricky Martin is! (I defer to MargeinMI's judgment)

Hey, Camojack, shoot me an email, if you please! I have a question for you, and somehow I managed to lose your email addy!

June 16, 2005 12:25 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

JannyMae:
Ricky Martin is just one of those "15 minutes of fame" types, IMO.

OK, one e-mail, coming right up!

June 16, 2005 12:52 AM  
Blogger MargeinMI said...

Disclaimer: The ONLY reason I know who Ricky Martin is, is that he sings the theme song (two versions, one English, one Latino) of the theme song in "Herculese" which I've seen at least 4,636,297 times.

He is a cutie-patootie!

June 16, 2005 9:15 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

MargeinMI said:
Disclaimer: The ONLY reason I know who Ricky Martin is, is that he sings the theme song (two versions, one English, one Latino) of the theme song in "Herculese" which I've seen at least 4,636,297 times.


All I know is that he's a singer; I didn't know what he sang, specifically...but thanks. (?)

June 16, 2005 10:02 PM  
Blogger mk77 said...

GW reminds me vividly of Damien.

It all fits. :)))))))

June 19, 2005 7:38 AM  

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